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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Safia Saeed
Desi Points As Seen Bya Person Living Abroad
When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".
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Dec 13, 2018 at 08:12
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Sana Dimple
Postman Mail To The Person
Postman giving the mail and told the Reciver:
Postman: Sir, this is your mail from karachi.
Reciver: Thanks.
Postman: I m walk 20 miles to givwe you this mail.
Reciver: how stupid can u post it.
Postman: Sir, this is your mail from karachi.
Reciver: Thanks.
Postman: I m walk 20 miles to givwe you this mail.
Reciver: how stupid can u post it.
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Nov 02, 2018 at 17:11
Category: miscellaneous
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Anmol Rubab
Rudenes Is The Weak Person''s Imation Of Strength
Rudenes is the weak person''s imation of strength
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Oct 28, 2018 at 05:10
Category: english-quotes
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Abdulla Bhatti
Never Cry For The Person
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Oct 27, 2018 at 19:10
Category: english-quotes
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki
Amna Omar
A Great Example Of Matlabi Girls
A Great Example Of Matlabi Girls:-
girl-hi
admin-hi
girl-can v be freinds
admin-y not
girl-plz tag my page
admin-ohk
after taging...
admin-done
girl-(no rply)
admin-r u dere
girl-(no rply)
admin-plz reply
girl-(no rply)
admin removed tag...
girl-hi
admin-ab kya hua
girl-vo ntwrk slow ho gya tha
admin-ohk....
girl-plz make me admin of ur pagethen..
girl-hi
girl-ru dere?????????
girl-y nt rplyng
girl-???????
girl-??????
girl-????
girl-???
girl-??
girl-?
Moral:-Jese Ko Tesa...
girl-hi
admin-hi
girl-can v be freinds
admin-y not
girl-plz tag my page
admin-ohk
after taging...
admin-done
girl-(no rply)
admin-r u dere
girl-(no rply)
admin-plz reply
girl-(no rply)
admin removed tag...
girl-hi
admin-ab kya hua
girl-vo ntwrk slow ho gya tha
admin-ohk....
girl-plz make me admin of ur pagethen..
girl-hi
girl-ru dere?????????
girl-y nt rplyng
girl-???????
girl-??????
girl-????
girl-???
girl-??
girl-?
Moral:-Jese Ko Tesa...
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Mar 30, 2018 at 04:03
Category: larka-aur-larki
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Shahbaz Ishaq
Happy Nice Person Day
'' happy nice Person day ''
Ap ye sms us insan ko karen jo apki nazar me sub se ziada nice ho
.
Mene to kar dya hy...!
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.
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.'' Ghalti say ''
.
Allah maaf kare.!
( )
| \ toba toba...
ye kya kr diya meny..
Ap ye sms us insan ko karen jo apki nazar me sub se ziada nice ho
.
Mene to kar dya hy...!
.
.
.
.
.'' Ghalti say ''
.
Allah maaf kare.!
( )
| \ toba toba...
ye kya kr diya meny..
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Jan 15, 2018 at 18:01
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Aras Rahes
The Great Pakistan
one day a anymnous plane was crossing pakistan that suddenly their plane got out of order and was near to crash then one of thier captain suggest that ask for help to any paki as they r so genious and when they asked the paki answerd ""bhai mujhay yeh to nahi pata keh ab tum ko kya karna chahiye lekin mairay saath kaho a allah hamain maaf kar day aur hamain janat naseeb akrna.
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